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This is a question My Biggest Disappointment

Often the things we look forward to the most turn out to be a huge let down. As Freddy Woo puts it, "High heels in bed? No fun at all. Porn has a lot to answer for."

Well, Freddy, you are supposed to get someone else to wear them.

What's disappointed you lot?
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(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 14:15)
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Getting to third base..
The movies told me it would be like putting my fingers in warm apple pie..

In reality it was like putting my fingers in a hairy, tepid fish pie.

And it took ages to get the smell off my fingers.
(mejt, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 17:23, 10 replies)
soap.
that is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 17:27, closed)
@smash monkey
There are some smells that even soap wont shift. Maybe I should try going with higher class women..
(mejt, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 17:29, closed)
Hairy, tepid fish pie...?
Are you sure you weren't fingering a sailor pirate?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 17:32, closed)
Isn't women having a fishy minge as bad as men having a cheesy cock?
Try finding someone who washes it properly.
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Thu 26 Jun 2008, 17:33, closed)
*is circumcised so never has to worry about cheese*


*smugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 17:34, closed)
how did you make the smell last?
always seems to fade too quickly for my liking

*crawls back under rock*
(Reverend Samson Fapohunda B3tan, B3tan, B3tan, B3tan, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 17:40, closed)
If it felt tepid and like a pie
you might want to consider trying it with a living woman next time.
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 26 Jun 2008, 17:48, closed)
Depends on the fish
Smell of fresh fish off the market, caught the previous day = OK

Smell of a fish stall by mid Saturday afternoon after a day in out the sun = consider antibiotics
(lolwhites, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 17:57, closed)
Bert
circumcision is not an alternative to washing however.
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 20:44, closed)
Surely
It should feel like a jam jar full of worms...
(kitescreech still here, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 11:54, closed)

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