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Often the things we look forward to the most turn out to be a huge let down. As Freddy Woo puts it, "High heels in bed? No fun at all. Porn has a lot to answer for."

Well, Freddy, you are supposed to get someone else to wear them.

What's disappointed you lot?
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(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 14:15)
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Another movie one
Schindlers list was a big disappointment for me. I was told it was a real "box of tissues" film.

I only wanked once
(mon bison powered by magnets, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 12:01, 12 replies)
hahaha
nice
(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 12:02, closed)
lol
Schindler's wrist :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 12:07, closed)
ahem...
Gee, thats really funny. I can honestly say I have never heard that joke before. I like it. Play on words right. Box of tissues means everyone thinks it's going to be a weepy and your going to cry, but no, the box of tissues means your going to get yourself off to the film and the tissues means your going to clean it up.

hahaha. you are soooooo funny...are you a comedian?

really I've never heard that one before...

ahem
(scotsbloke, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 12:07, closed)
Well...
...there was that shower scene.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 12:08, closed)
Argie R.G.
All your own work?
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 12:14, closed)
Haha

Quality!!
(I helped save b3ta! Stu71 ....bad money dies, I love the scene, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 12:15, closed)
this has certainly not been said by any well-known british comedians.
Or used in the late-night adverts for their DvDs.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 12:22, closed)
@Raindance
I was already chortling, now escalated to guffawing. Good work!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 12:23, closed)
Bugger
Didn't know it had already been done (on B3ta anyway).

I haven't checked many of the past QOTW replies before I signed up for an account, so apologies to Chickenwire for re-posting a joke he heard from some other british comedian *cough*
(mon bison powered by magnets, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 12:32, closed)
Yeeeah, right?
Everyone knows you can only tell a joke once and then it instantly becomes unfunny, don't they?

And that you can only tell jokes you personally wrote or you're some kind of wanker.

Jesus fucking wept you spastics.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 13:32, closed)

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