My Biggest DisappointmentOften the things we look forward to the most turn out to be a huge let down. As Freddy Woo puts it, "High heels in bed? No fun at all. Porn has a lot to answer for."
Well, Freddy, you are supposed to get someone else to wear them.
What's disappointed you lot?
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chthonic, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 14:15)
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Daddys wee girlWhen i got home from work the other night and was sitting eating my tea my 5 year old daughter came up to me in a new pair of dungarees and said:-
d - "What do you think of what i'm wearing?"
me - "You look just like Oor Wullie"
d - "Oor Wullie? Don't you mean Willie just like boys have in their front bum"
After nearly choking on a mixture of disbelief and turkey drummers I asked her where she had learned this and she said "The big ones" meaning the older brothers and sisters of one of her pals.
The dissapointment comes in knowing that as she's getting older i no longer have control over what she learns and the fact that as time goes on she will not rely on me as much as she has done in the past and it's only ever going to get worse.
On the bright side we found out my wife is expecting again.
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 12:35, 4 replies)
Change happensYou'll get to see her grow older, find her way in the world and take pride in her achievements. You can't hold on to each stage.
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 12:51,
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Your wife is expecting?best not be a disappointment to her then.
oh dear.
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 13:13, closed)
Congratulations!(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 13:37, closed)
Get innnoops looks like you already have
and out
and in
repeat ad infinitum.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:32, closed)
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