My Biggest DisappointmentOften the things we look forward to the most turn out to be a huge let down. As Freddy Woo puts it, "High heels in bed? No fun at all. Porn has a lot to answer for."
Well, Freddy, you are supposed to get someone else to wear them.
What's disappointed you lot?
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chthonic, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 14:15)
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Everyone else is saying it, but I wrote a song about it...Every time England play in an international football tournament.
To the tune of three lions...
It's staying abroad,
It's staying abroad,
It's staying,
Football's staying abroad
It's staying abroad,
It's staying abroad,
It's staying,
Football's staying abroad
Everyone seems to know the score,
They've seen it all before,
They just know,
They're so sure,
That England's gone and thrown it away,
Gone and blown it away,
And we know they can’t play,
'Cause I remember...
Three Lions on a shirt,
We always take a bruising,
Thirty years of hurt,
Never stopped us losing.
So many jokes, so many sneers,
But all those oh-so-nears,
Wear you down,
Through the years,
But I still see the hand of God,
And when Waddle missed,
Glum faces on the squad,
And Gazza pissed...
Three Lions on a shirt,
We Always take a bruising,
Thirty years of hurt,
Never stopped us losing.
It's staying abroad,
It's staying abroad,
It's staying,
Football's staying abroad
It's staying abroad,
It's staying abroad,
It's staying,
Football's staying abroad
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 20:09, 5 replies)
Record this and sell it.*clicks*.
This is rather good. It is now forty years of hurt though.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 20:34, closed)
That is excellent.I'd buy it! And i can't stand football.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 21:15, closed)
Actuallytis 42 years of hurt matey
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:19, closed)
42 years of hurt...too many syllables.
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:22, closed)
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