
Often the things we look forward to the most turn out to be a huge let down. As Freddy Woo puts it, "High heels in bed? No fun at all. Porn has a lot to answer for."
Well, Freddy, you are supposed to get someone else to wear them.
What's disappointed you lot?
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( , Thu 26 Jun 2008, 14:15)
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Admiral crunch's story reminded me of the time I was very desperately hungry in a remote country village. The only "shop" had an inventory that read: Pot Noodles, Milk, Tea. That is all.
Of the three flavours of Pot Noodle on offer the least stomach churning was Shrimp Flavour, and the label had the re-assuring words "contains real shrimp." True enough, after I had peeled back the foil there was 1 (one) shrimp in there.
Always wondered if they had a specialist shrimp-putter-in person at the factory.
( , Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:23, 2 replies)

...I thought you were going to say you had no water either so you made a Pot Noodle with boiling milk.
*thinks about that for a moment*
That would be horrific O_o
( , Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:42, closed)

Shrimpy, milky, noodleness...
* Spew *
Hmmm - looks tastier now!
( , Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:21, closed)
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