
I just can't do power tools. They always fly out of control and end up embedded somewhere they shouldn't. I've no idea how I've still got all the appendages I was born with.
Add to that the fact that nothing ends up square, able to support weight or free of sticking-out sharp bits and you can see why I try to avoid DIY.
Tell us of your own DIY disasters.
( , Thu 3 Apr 2008, 17:19)
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I was trying to watch a footy match but the signal was crap, so i clambered onto the roof to sort out the aerial, but I fell and died.
*grabs coat and runs.
( , Fri 4 Apr 2008, 8:49, 2 replies)

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'twas an emu, my friend. An emu. Alas, the Rod Hull joke is quite old, but having read the Bumper book of sick jokes for the 8th time recently, I can't let it go.
( , Fri 4 Apr 2008, 8:58, closed)
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