Off shore
DIY disaster? I don't have any disaster stories all mine are me fixing the disaster.

Off shore in a sinking boat. I saved my ass and those souls aboard the vessel, buy recognizeing and fixing a carbon monoxide leak enabling us to soundly pump the water over board using the engine.

I once removed a hive of bees from inside my neighbors wall.

Several times in space I had to weld a piece of formalable poly-steel to patch an air leak, on the outside of the ship.

When my tour guide crash landed the helicopter,
in the artic, I built a fire out of electrical components and a gum wrapper to roast a penguin which I had killed with a piece of rubber, a large metal ball and my feet.

When I was night diving a buddy lost his reg. I held him from shooting to the top and gave him air off my octo.
( Qwolf What can you do with out a dolly? ©, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 6:31, 6 replies)

..........
Penguins don't live in the Arctic.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:27, closed)

Erm...
...you don't get penguins in the Arctic. :/
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:29, closed)

No, he said the artic
He was talking about a large lorry.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:30, closed)

noticing the penguins
but not commenting on repairing a ship several times "in space"?

As in, Space Cadet?
(pounana Slept well, and dreamed of large women, on, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 10:10, closed)

The beauty of B3ta
people get very annoyed about spelling, punctuation and zoological accuracy, but telling whopping great lies is fine, as long as they are accurate lies. And preferably amusing and/or entertaining. Unlike this one.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 10:58, closed)

You are Angus MacGyver
and I claim my five pounds.
(tellum0 is spelled with an 'o', Wed 9 Apr 2008, 9:42, closed)