Not for the squeamish
Years ago when I was a young riverghost and working as a roadie a charming young lady was kind enough to give me crabs.
While working very long hours I didn't get time to visit a doctors and an old road dog noticed my constant scratching and
readjustment of my gentleman's garden and told me an old trick.
So I went off to the khazi with a bottle of lighter fluid and liberally dosed myself round the affected area.
I should point out that the treatment was the application of the fluid not an ingnited pubis.
The first thing that I noticed the boys got incredibly cold, then a not unbearable burning. After a day also noticeable was a large
ammount of skin pealage. End result though; couple of days and everything back to normal and no crabs.
My Parents would be so proud.
( riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:19, 5 replies)

Nice one.
Field remedies FTW.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:38, closed)

Well done.
You are first.
(sabre-tooth monkey, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:15, closed)

YOU SHOULD HAVE SET LIGHT TO YOUR PODS
THAT would have sorted the little bloodsuckerfuckers out.
(mersault, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:16, closed)

Yes
plus the strange mixed odour or burnt hair and refried beans.
( riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 18:52, closed)

Not like the old remedy...
Whiskey and Sand.

They get pissed and throw rocks at each other :-)
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:15, closed)