DIY SurgeryMajoringram tells us: I once had a wart on my hand and went to the doc to get it frozen. It hurt, lots. Instead of having to go back for more, I got my trusty rambo knife and cut the thing off. Three years later, and not even a scar!
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:08)
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Not for the squeamishYears ago when I was a young riverghost and working as a roadie a charming young lady was kind enough to give me crabs.
While working very long hours I didn't get time to visit a doctors and an old road dog noticed my constant scratching and
readjustment of my gentleman's garden and told me an old trick.
So I went off to the khazi with a bottle of lighter fluid and liberally dosed myself round the affected area.
I should point out that the treatment was the application of the fluid not an ingnited pubis.
The first thing that I noticed the boys got incredibly cold, then a not unbearable burning. After a day also noticeable was a large
ammount of skin pealage. End result though; couple of days and everything back to normal and no crabs.
My Parents would be so proud.
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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:19,
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Well done.You are first.
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YOU SHOULD HAVE SET LIGHT TO YOUR PODSTHAT would have sorted the little bloodsuckerfuckers out.
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Yesplus the strange mixed odour or burnt hair and refried beans.
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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 18:52,
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Not like the old remedy...Whiskey and Sand.
They get pissed and throw rocks at each other :-)
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