DIY Surgery
Majoringram tells us: I once had a wart on my hand and went to the doc to get it frozen. It hurt, lots. Instead of having to go back for more, I got my trusty rambo knife and cut the thing off. Three years later, and not even a scar!
( , Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:08)
Majoringram tells us: I once had a wart on my hand and went to the doc to get it frozen. It hurt, lots. Instead of having to go back for more, I got my trusty rambo knife and cut the thing off. Three years later, and not even a scar!
( , Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:08)
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Another warty one!
A mate of my Dad's told me once that he had used the corkscrew bit of a Swiss Army Knife to "dig" a veruca out of his foot, and it worked! Wow thinks I who has had a few of the little fellas myself how did you do that? He said that he had had to go quite deep to get the root of it out and dig out any "little black bits" in there.
A few months later, when stricken with the dreaded foot herpes, I tried to do the same, although my trusty pocket knife did not come equipped with a corkscrew, so was able to use the knifey bit and the hoof pick to dig mine out, with limited sucess (a bit of a hole in my foot but almost no blood as it was mostly embedded in dry skin, and only the root had entered the soft bit of my foot, yum). Hurrah thinks I, no costly Chemist / chiropody bills for me!
However a few weeks later I ended up with a couple of extra wee warty friends where I had spread the virus about and ended up having to get them all "Bazooka"ed off. All gone now thankfully!
The moral of the story, there isn't one really, apart from the fairly obvious fact that digging holes in your foot with a blade, corkscrew or any other apendage sanctioned for everyday use by the Swiss Army is not only unsaniarty but damn stupid and painful to boot!
( , Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:19, 4 replies)
A mate of my Dad's told me once that he had used the corkscrew bit of a Swiss Army Knife to "dig" a veruca out of his foot, and it worked! Wow thinks I who has had a few of the little fellas myself how did you do that? He said that he had had to go quite deep to get the root of it out and dig out any "little black bits" in there.
A few months later, when stricken with the dreaded foot herpes, I tried to do the same, although my trusty pocket knife did not come equipped with a corkscrew, so was able to use the knifey bit and the hoof pick to dig mine out, with limited sucess (a bit of a hole in my foot but almost no blood as it was mostly embedded in dry skin, and only the root had entered the soft bit of my foot, yum). Hurrah thinks I, no costly Chemist / chiropody bills for me!
However a few weeks later I ended up with a couple of extra wee warty friends where I had spread the virus about and ended up having to get them all "Bazooka"ed off. All gone now thankfully!
The moral of the story, there isn't one really, apart from the fairly obvious fact that digging holes in your foot with a blade, corkscrew or any other apendage sanctioned for everyday use by the Swiss Army is not only unsaniarty but damn stupid and painful to boot!
( , Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:19, 4 replies)
Nah, it worked for me
Spent aeons as a kid with warty hands. Back and forth to the chemist and doctor until eventually I excised them myself using a nail clipper. 100% success.
( , Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:13, closed)
Spent aeons as a kid with warty hands. Back and forth to the chemist and doctor until eventually I excised them myself using a nail clipper. 100% success.
( , Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:13, closed)
use some gaffer tape to cover verrucas
the lack of air kills em in a week
Fuck bazooka-ring or digging em out
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( , Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:51, closed)
My Dad
did this to me when I was about 8! It left a jellyish hole in the side of my foot which I thought was amazing.
( , Thu 20 Jan 2011, 18:05, closed)
did this to me when I was about 8! It left a jellyish hole in the side of my foot which I thought was amazing.
( , Thu 20 Jan 2011, 18:05, closed)
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