DIY SurgeryMajoringram tells us: I once had a wart on my hand and went to the doc to get it frozen. It hurt, lots. Instead of having to go back for more, I got my trusty rambo knife and cut the thing off. Three years later, and not even a scar!
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:08)
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It was the pet.......of the Warlord from whose jungle mansion I and my daring team of manly men had just liberated the orphan.
You see, hounds are no good in the jungle. With all those trees about, they spend too much time cocking a leg and not enough time tracking. So our erstwhile foe released the tiger, seconds before he, his cadre of mercenary thugs and everything he owned were consumed by a massive explosion of C4.
(Set by our demolitions expert, Mickey 'Fingers' McGee, a former IRA bomb-maker seeking to atone from his sins. When our detonators failed due to humidity, McGee heroically stayed behind to blow the place manually, God rest his soul.)
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It was our own fault really...we shouldn't have stalked him with raspberries.
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