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Majoringram tells us: I once had a wart on my hand and went to the doc to get it frozen. It hurt, lots. Instead of having to go back for more, I got my trusty rambo knife and cut the thing off. Three years later, and not even a scar!

(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:08)
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Salt baths
seemed to help me after the op. Just to let the honourable member sit in warm salty water for half an hour really helped and I believe it helps the stitches dissolve. Don't pick at the scabs either, that can leave some lumpy scar tissue. I know lumps on vibrators can be a boon but not on your Hampton.

I wouldn't suggest driving home from the hospital after the procedure and VERY soft underear would be a good plan.

Seriously though mate, having had the same condition I know it can be pretty miserable so having the op will be a revelation for you. Just you wait until the first time on the job after it's healed - it's like discovering sex for the first time again!
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:47, 1 reply)
^This^
Salt baths, tick
Going commando wearing only jogging bottoms, Tick
Taxi home, tick

New sexual experience, tick tick tick.
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:41, closed)
Ticks to all the above...
Plus be prepared to sit on your arse for a week and not want to try peeing let along shagging. I seem to remember it was about 8 weeks before I gave that ago.

Also, they give you some cream to apply to your bellend to make it less sensitive,definitely worth it I'd say but go easy...

Anyway best of luck and enjoy a few weeks off work
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 8:41, closed)

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