Good story
Can you split into two or three paragraphs, it will get more reads.

Only been stung by a bee once and it fucking killed comapared to a wasp sting.

I was only 5 and thought I could stroke one because it was furry :\ Still love the little fuckers though. the British ones are not aggresive at all and do a very important job.

Pain on LSD, that's a weird feeling right? I had a cherry from a hash spliff fall on my chest once, the only way I could tell was by picking up the whiff of my burning flesh and a strange tingling sensation in my head that wasn't being translated as pain...weird.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:50, 1 reply)

Thanks for the tip
I'm somewhat e-nept. And yes, what deity was cruel enough to make nature's cutest insects sting-y? I think I might retrain as a bee whisperer, so I could let them know my petting is no threat to their wellbeing. EDIT: Oh and pain on LSD was very weird, it was like teaching an alien to piss.Aalthough afterwards I felt invincible.
(electricteeth, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:42, closed)

Hey
No worries :)

You could use your bee-whisperer skills to find out why they're dying out. We are in a world of culinary shit of these cute buggers go anywhere.

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7739798.stm
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:52, closed)

It's a conspiracy!
Luckily Julian Assange, boy detective, is on the case.

I wish I was joking - CCD has been linked to overuse of bee-hating pesticide clothianidin, with EPA protection. Kind of overshadowed by the diplomatic backstabbing, but a Wikileak revelation which deserves more attention. Especially if you're a bee.
(electricteeth, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:12, closed)

It
had to be something we were doing, as one with nature as we are. Simple solution, get the supermarkets to pay more for goods then certain areas of crops can fail without consequence...This Assange fellow is going up in my estimations everytime I hear about him.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 10:18, closed)