Self Dentistry is for Kings
My lower jaw is tiny. All my lower teeth actually fit inside my upper teeth... My face is the complete reverse of an Orc's you might say. The problem with this is that my front two teeth on my lower jaw kept getting chipped. Eventually they got so jagged and gnarly looking that I could have passed for an inbred from the fens - so I went to the dentist. His genius idea was to build my teeth back up with that hot white enamel stuff. Less than 15 minutes after leaving the dentist it chipped off, so I went back in and he reapplied it. It chipped off again, and he reapplied it - again. The last time it chipped off I decided that my dentist was a twat that didn't know what he was doing, so I went home, got out my Dremel multi drill with a stone file attachment, propped myself up in front of a mirror with a glass of water and ground my front teeth down. It got rather hot a couple of times, but eventually I smoothed out the bumps and to this day I have never had any problems. Take that Dentists of the world! All you need are DIY tools and no common sense!
(Biromunch, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 0:21, Reply)