DIY Surgery
Majoringram tells us: I once had a wart on my hand and went to the doc to get it frozen. It hurt, lots. Instead of having to go back for more, I got my trusty rambo knife and cut the thing off. Three years later, and not even a scar!
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:08)
When I was about six or seven I figured it would be fun to bewaterproof. So I set fire to some plastic with an eye to covering myself with it..
Good thing I started with the side of my finger.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 16:22,
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...set fire to some plastic with an eye...
I had to read it twice because I thought you had heat vision.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 19:00,
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i'd rather have meat vision
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 19:44,
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I bet you already do eh eh?
Spot a man in tight trousers from 50 yards
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:04,
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you know me so well ;)
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 17:06,
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... because you weren't waterpfoof already?
Generally speaking, the only places water gets into my body are Mouth, nose, and arse....
oohh... that reminds me. *goes to post'
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Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:11,
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and fingers n toes dont forget
thats why they go crinkly
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Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:14,
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