Good to see...
.. that your minder has put the correct signature for you.

"Failed at being less of a cunt"
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Thu 27 Jan 2011, 9:08, 1 reply)

Infact...
I've just looked though all the ranting, abusive shit that you've posted.

While "being a bit of a cunt" can be good if the Cunt is *funny*, you're just being abusive for no reason, without humour, and in a way that makes you horribly easy to despise.

You're probably picturing yourself as a bit "Frankie Boyle" - after all, he's abusive and funny - but you're tragically mistaken. You're the kind of person who when they see a good ole' game of "slaps" going on, marches right up to one of the players and punches them in the face.... and then can't quite understand why they didn't see it as funny - and why wouldn't they? You were only doing what they do, but pushing the limits... isn't that how comedy works?


What you're doing - what you're writing offers nothing to anybody.
Nobody benefits.
Nobody laughs.
You're the reason that literary Tumble-weed exists.
They just wish you'd go away.

You may feel that this is a place where you fit in. you're wrong. You stick out like a straight priest in Vatican City.

Fuck off.
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Thu 27 Jan 2011, 9:52, closed)

good lord. HRT patch, STAT!

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:07, closed)

Well said
that Humpty
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:29, closed)

two things

Frankie Boyle isn't funny
And the OP really should have washed his dirty arse so BraynDedd did have a fair point
(Nanny Pat vote for me, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 14:08, closed)

Yes he is. He's just raw.
Secondly..

Do you also get angry about comics? ... or is it just B3ta Fiction that gets your goat?
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Thu 27 Jan 2011, 14:51, closed)

Nothing 'got my goat' dear
I was just giving my opinion. We don’t all overreact at things we read on the internets

And besides, not washing your bum for a year is skanky

And I don't read comics
But do tell me your favourite
Beano?
(Nanny Pat vote for me, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 15:02, closed)

Beano?
We don't have that in Sweden. Sorry. Select another schoolyard put-down, and see if *that* one works. ;o)

I'll help you to start. My Mom isn't fat, but she is in a wheelchair. Someone of your calibre is sure to rattle up a winner with that. :o)

I agree: not washing your ass for year is indeed skanky... but why berate someone for writing fiction about it... do you *really* believe someone would wear shit-nuts as a necklace... or in your family is that considered normal? ;o)
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Thu 27 Jan 2011, 15:41, closed)