As you may have guessed, alcohol was a factor
A vicious kung fu fight between myself and a female flatmate culminated in her spraying deoderant at me as we grappled most sexily. I managed to pin her in such a position that most of the can was discharged onto my bare legs. Not 2 minutes later, her pissed up neighbour barged in to see what all the noise was, and knocked the bookcase on which we'd (for reasons never made clear) positioned a lit candle. Fuck knows it wasn't mood lighting.

Mid-getting-her-off-me-before-anyone-gets-the-wrong-idea-flail, my leg passes within a gnat's chuff of the falling candle, and WHOOSH.
(a gun that fires other, smaller guns full of jizz, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:24, 1 reply)

Was it a magic candle?
One that stays lit whilst falling through the air.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:45, closed)

*shrug*
What do I look like, a physics professor? It's all a bit of a blur, so maybe it had only just toppled. As you may have guessed from the fact that I allowed my leg to be set on fire, I wasn't exactly paying much attention to that part of my body at the time.
(a gun that fires other, smaller guns full of jizz, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:02, closed)

It sounds like a scene from Final Destination.

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:07, closed)