Dodgy boozers
Just a vagabond writes, "I once had a guy in a pub shout completely out of the blue at me 'OI! BIG NOSE!' and then ask coyly 'Fancy a fight?'"
Tell us stories of the dodgy boozers you've been to, and what happened.
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chthonic, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:32)
It's very hard to transfer meningitis indirectly.
Now I'm not saying that you snogged this biker, but you
definitely did.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 17:07,
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"very hard" seems to be the key phrase here doctor.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 12 Feb 2014, 17:45,
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'Putrifying colours' is biker slang for 'did me hard up my bumhole all night long'.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 12 Feb 2014, 18:55,
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As is "approached me from the opposite direction"
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Roger McGough-Pipe, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 21:58,
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snoggedwas taken up the brown eye by
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 20:31,
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No no no.
Herpes and meningitis are from gobs. Arses are for AIDS.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 21:10,
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"This is my rifle, this is my bum"
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 21:21,
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