When I was a sweet sixteen year-old Dr. Chinaman
I went on a trip to France with the Venture Scouts (Scouts for 15-21 year-olds). As we were largely from Scotland, most of us had kilts to dazzle the locals and enamour ourselves to them (it works in foreign countries, as long as you don't have a football strip on too). The first city we arrived in was Strasbourg, where we were going to have a tour of the European Parliament. The night before, we strolled around the splendid architecture of that fine city, wearing our Scout uniform and kilts, getting pleasantly drunk.

Though we were were all about sixteen or seventeen, we tried our hand at a few bars and were pleasantly surprised to be served. Way-hay! So we bar-hopped from one place to another. Walking down one alleyway, some guys at the window of one bar waved us in, gesturing us to join them, so in true friendly Scout fashion, we go in.

First thing I noticed - there were no women there. Second thing - the classical statuettes of Adonis-type figures. Third thing - magazines with pictures of twink-type guys on the cover. Yep, somehow we had been invited into a Strasbourg gay bar, while we were resplendent in our kilts, woggles and all. I broke the news to the group of plucky young Venture Scouts, and we decided to leave promptly - which annoyed one young lad who said, "Oh! And that guy just bought me a drink as well!"
(McChinaman banned, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 18:55, 4 replies)

Ah!
Finally some noncing.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 20:26, closed)

scotsfags get frogfagged
if you were in soho you probs av got sausaged
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 21:40, closed)

Pronounced sossijed

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 12 Feb 2014, 22:23, closed)

Slow down, tiger.
This week's theme is 'all gays are rapists'. You'll have to wait until next week for 'all gays are nonces'.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 23:21, closed)