Technically speaking I work for my wife so
if I relayed the naughtiest thing she had ever asked me to do it would only produce accusations from you lot of Honda Accordianism and internet virgin lies!
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:17, 15 replies)

under the thumb, ay

( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:20, closed)

If by that you mean having the luxury
of working when I like for how long I like then yes, yes I am.
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:26, closed)

yep, definitely under the thumb.

( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:31, closed)

It is a very comfy thumb.

( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:36, closed)

It's OK
you can tell us the story when she's not looking over your shoulder.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:38, closed)

I'll have to ask her permission first.

( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:40, closed)

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:08, closed)

I wonder whose kids I have been bringing up.

( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:36, closed)

Is there a Chinese one?
Apparently one in five children is Chinese
( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 20:05, closed)

So, you once had sex with a lady,
and you felt the need to tell the internet?

I think you meant to post: I work at home, so once had a wank on work time, and have calculated the value of my ejaculate.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 20:07, closed)

Does watching Jeremy Kyle and eating KFC family buckets at
10am count as working at home?
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 20:28, closed)

As long as you don't enjoy it.
Otherwise, it's just another symptom of BROKEN BRITAIN.

I'll ready the angry mob, just in case.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 20:39, closed)

I love an angry mob, I do.
When that DNA test result comes in I am leaving like all of the other love rats.
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 20:44, closed)

About 35p.

(WillI'mNot logs in twice a year, every year, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 22:15, closed)

I'll take five.
Can you gift wrap?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 22:57, closed)