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Chthonic asks: What's the naughtiest thing a boss has ever asked you to do? And did you do it? Or perhaps you are the boss and would like to confess.

(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:36)
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i was very briefly a boss
several years ago, i hired a cleaner. now, i know you're all thinking "lazy bitch", but in my defence, my back was so bad i could hardly walk more than a few steps.
i paid her £10 for an hours' work, twice a week. thanks to her, i've developed a love for the smell of bleach.
things were going well. i had a clean home, she had an extra £20 a week. this didn't stop her from simply not turning up one day. i phoned her house, hoping to find out what had happened to her, only to be told by her daughter that she had no intentions of coming back to work for me, as she'd just received a hefty severance payout from her previous employers. nice of her to let me know, eh?
saw her a few weeks ago. she's skint again now and can't find another job in this credit-crunch climate. shame i don't need a cleaner any more.
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 20:26, 15 replies)
Lazy bitch.

(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 20:36, closed)
This is what an anecdote would be like if nothing interesting had ever happened in the entire history of humanity.

(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 20:42, closed)
hey, this is the best i've got
i've never had a boss.
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 20:43, closed)
Get a job.
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 20:44, closed)
can't, unfortunately
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 20:48, closed)
Oh god.
You're one of these dreadful people that the nice Mr Cameron warned us about, aren't you? My taxes are paying for you to trundle down to the bingo and fill your flab chariot with salt and vinegar crisps.
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 20:51, closed)
crisps are nasty
and i haven't been to bingo since i realised it was a complete waste of money.
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 20:53, closed)
Have a rice cake,
and check out my new on-line roulette wheel.
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 20:58, closed)
Best chat-up line ever.

(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:03, closed)

(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:05, closed)
I like the term 'flab chariot' and shall steal it forthwith.
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:14, closed)

(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:16, closed)
How would I go about saying your nym
if I ever wanted to refer to you in real life?
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:38, closed)
I imagine it would be a series of indrawn breaths and conspiritorial looks
As though you were about to say something as an aside but could never quite get the words out.
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:18, closed)

(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 1:23, closed)

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