Shop fittings...
I used to work for a company that supplied and fitted shop fittings.

When we got a contract to fit out a small chain of pet food stores, we needed to purchase 100 or so shopping trollies. My boss decided giving me £5 for every one I could 'obtain' from the local scummerfield store was better than paying the £80 or so new ones cost (we just replaced the handle bit with 'scummerfield' written on).

And that is why a 7.5 tonnes curtain side lorry was parked up in the car park a couple of nights...

Shortly after this (around '87?) they started with the chain things to lock them together.
( snee held his breath since, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:58, 3 replies)

It just took me about thirty seconds to find out who you are in Real Life.
And you just confessed to theft.

Hello, Professor Genius.

I'd link to a lolarious facepalm image here ... but fucking hell ... this is way beyond fucking facepalm.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 12:06, closed)

I think the case book is still open on that one.

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 12:27, closed)

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 18:08, closed)