No funnies, really, just a memory
When I was 11 or 12, and just getting to the stage of becoming rabidly obsessed with interested in girls, some family friends upped sticks from their house half a mile from us in London, and moved to a tiny village in Gloucestershire.

Being a townie, I hadn't spent much time in the countryside, and our visits during the summer were a bit of a revalation.

Me and my brother were matching ages with the 2 girls of the family. So their friends were all similar ages too. A fair mixture of boys and girls, all slightly randy but clueless as to what it was really all about.

Near where they lived was an old and abandoned farm, with several haylofts, a piggery and diverse other large straw filled buildings.

I can still feel that summer now (1978 or so, I guess) lots of experimenting, snogging games and such in semi dark places that smelt like chamomile tea, and spears of sunshine threw themselves through gaps in the wooden walls.

Too young to really go very far, but I got to play with my first tit that year.
(username failed moderation, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:03, 8 replies)

Hmmmm
I grew up in a village in Gloucestershire. I'm pretty sure I'd've remembered that though if I was involved.
( M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:11, closed)

You might have been the one
we chloroformed.

Did you ever wake up behind the village hall with a cows hoofmark on your left shoulder?

If so I have bad news, and can explain why you walk funny.
(username failed moderation, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:14, closed)

Just occured to me
that this was just a mammary as well, but no fannies.
(username failed moderation, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:06, closed)

Given that this story
concerns you copping a feel of a 12 year old, I feel duty bound to remind you that you are a nonce.

Nonce.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:18, closed)

No, it was HER
that was the nonce. I was only 12 too.
(username failed moderation, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:48, closed)

Could you pass the message on, then?
It's rather important.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:09, closed)

Mmm.
Penny.

I did see her a few years ago working in a shop in Cheltenham.
(username failed moderation, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:44, closed)

Top stalking.
Shame you're too old for each other, now.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 24 May 2012, 19:57, closed)

You mean you felt a right tit?....
Baddam Bish!

sorry.
(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:42, closed)