Sliding down haystacks
When playing in hay, whether as a child or for slightly more intimate reasons, please remember that:

1. Chickens lay eggs in hay.
2. Eggs go bad.

My mum didn't, and had to be hosed off in the sheep dip.
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:13, 5 replies)

You
were getting intimate with your mum? Eww.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:24, closed)

Only cos your mum was busy.

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:25, closed)

Your loss.
My mum is hawt!
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:42, closed)

We've all hosed your mum off in the sheep dip.
Eh, lads?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 24 May 2012, 19:13, closed)

& yet
here you are!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 24 May 2012, 22:48, closed)