
Have you ever been chased from a field by a shotgun-wielding maniac? Ever removed city arseholes from your field whilst innocently carrying a shotgun? Tell us your farm stories.
( , Thu 24 May 2012, 13:19)
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Except when it's the sadsack trolls posting all their shit about LOL Emvee's mom is a sextoy, no-one seems to point that out to them.
So if it's ok with you, I'ma keep this front and centre.
( , Thu 24 May 2012, 15:46, 2 replies)

I'm going to have to run this one by Alanis.
If you're going to dress to order, might I suggest a clown costume? Everyone loves clowns, and it might cheer Rory up.
( , Thu 24 May 2012, 16:01, closed)

I'm not sure I can be arsed to do the make-up tbh
( , Thu 24 May 2012, 16:10, closed)

You shouldn't offer, if you're not prepared to follow through.
Oh well, zombie-clown or naked, it is. I'm looking forward to the photos.
( , Thu 24 May 2012, 16:21, closed)

and "stupidhead" has to be my third-favourite insult of all time coming from the educationally subnormal
( , Thu 24 May 2012, 17:36, closed)
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