Down on the Farm
Have you ever been chased from a field by a shotgun-wielding maniac? Ever removed city arseholes from your field whilst innocently carrying a shotgun? Tell us your farm stories.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:19)
Show respect before your king, you pathetic little peon.
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:36,
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I am a republican, so cunt off.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:37,
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The metally disabled aren't allowed to vote, so you don't have a choice, peasant
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:41,
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My butler votes on my behalf. The other staff vote as they are told.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:42,
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i'm metally disabled
i've got an iron girder on top of me
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 May 2012, 17:16,
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good
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 24 May 2012, 17:19,
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RTUST YOU TO REVEL IN SOMEBODY ELSE'S MISERY
please send help
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 May 2012, 17:31,
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What kind of help do you need?
Someone to help you get dressed in the mornings? Someone to remove the foreign objects from your anus? Someone to give you a damn good slap around the face every once in a while? Or just someone to help you keep tally of how many sailors' cocks you've sucked today?
We're waiting for your call.
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 24 May 2012, 17:38,
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Steel yourself lad, I don't think he got the irony.
He may be a bit rusty, or so I'm lead to believe. Still, there's a silver of hope.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 24 May 2012, 17:40,
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No need to get so
heavy.
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Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 24 May 2012, 23:03,
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I have a pack of Halls throat sweets
on my head.
I'm menthally disabled.
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username failed moderation, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:33,
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