Yeah, that's about up to your usual standard

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:57, 1 reply)

Aint it time to move on from the Jessie is dead grieftrain thing, she's not coming back emvee
Choo Choo
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 25 May 2012, 8:11, closed)

Classy as fuck, man
Can I not tempt you to come to the bash tomorrow? I can assure you that you would be made to feel very welcome.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 25 May 2012, 8:45, closed)

Hey, that sounds like I wouldn't be welcome ! You're still holding this posting pictures of you looking like a knob thing against me.
That's like so last week. You need to move on from that, just like you need to move on from this grieftrain thing. You should look to Prof Ken, he certainly has !
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:35, closed)

Nah I just think that you're denying a very appreciative audience the chance to fully savour your, er, "unique" "flavour" of "comedy"
It'll be hilarious - after you've finished sucking the driver's cock for taxi fare, your mum could wheel you in and you could sing a little song about Jessie's friends riding a grieftrain to the tune of the Locomotion while doing a little "choo choo" dance with your fliddy arms. I guarantee that everyone would think you're the funniest thing ever. They'd probably be queuing up to buy you a pint after that.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:26, closed)