
Have you ever been chased from a field by a shotgun-wielding maniac? Ever removed city arseholes from your field whilst innocently carrying a shotgun? Tell us your farm stories.
( , Thu 24 May 2012, 13:19)
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That's like so last week. You need to move on from that, just like you need to move on from this grieftrain thing. You should look to Prof Ken, he certainly has !
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 9:35, 1 reply)

It'll be hilarious - after you've finished sucking the driver's cock for taxi fare, your mum could wheel you in and you could sing a little song about Jessie's friends riding a grieftrain to the tune of the Locomotion while doing a little "choo choo" dance with your fliddy arms. I guarantee that everyone would think you're the funniest thing ever. They'd probably be queuing up to buy you a pint after that.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 10:26, closed)
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