Down on the FarmHave you ever been chased from a field by a shotgun-wielding maniac? Ever removed city arseholes from your field whilst innocently carrying a shotgun? Tell us your farm stories.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:19)
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A PunWhat do you call someone who used to be really fascinated by agricultural vehicles, but is no longer?
An ex-tractor fan.
sorry, it had to be done
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MisterPunch did it that way on, Thu 24 May 2012, 19:09,
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No longer than what?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 24 May 2012, 19:58,
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No longer than ten minutes.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:59,
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I used to tell this jokeBut extended to an absurd length. I think my best telling (when heavily stoned, obviously,) was upwards of three quarters of an hour. It's all about building a richly detailed world, spinning a long and winding tale, and getting your audience properly invested in the story before finally slapping them with a really shit punchline.
Seemed funny at the time.
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Zoroastermouse thinks therefore he am, Fri 25 May 2012, 2:07,
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