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Have you ever been chased from a field by a shotgun-wielding maniac? Ever removed city arseholes from your field whilst innocently carrying a shotgun? Tell us your farm stories.

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:19)
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Sitting in a barn full of grain....
.....smashing rats with a mallet. They're too greedy to stop eating, & make easy targets when you're thirteen and pimply.
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:35, 5 replies)
I like this,
but it's got something of The Wasp Factory about it.
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:38, closed)
1968!
Me and my best friend on his best friend's farm, in Derbyshire. Never heard of The Wasp Factory, but belted a good few rats that summer!
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:42, closed)
I'd say it's got more of
"When I grow up I want to be a Ripper" about it.
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:45, closed)
Nah!
we got sixpence a rat!
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:46, closed)
6 pence?
You could probably take a girl to the cinema for that, get a bag of chips, and still have enough for the bus home.
(, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:23, closed)

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