SOMETHING ABOUT SELF-FARMING (it's a joke about self-harming!!!)

Do you get it???
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:12, 11 replies)

Oh yes I see:
When you say it out loud, "self-farming" sounds like "self harming", because the two fs run together, and since the pronunciation of the h of harm is minimal, the glottal stop is negligable, so the sound is very similar.

Yes.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:38, closed)

That is, in essence, the joke.
I am certain to win QOTW this week. I've put a 'monkey' on it in 'Ladbrokes'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:49, closed)

By using single quotation marks for "monkey" I can also see that you're employing cockney patois
and actually mean you've bet one hundred pounds at Ladbrokes on your winning this week's QOTW. I don't believe that this is true, as I don't believe that they would take such a bet, but if they did, and you had placed the bet, I feel relatively sure that you wouldn't win it.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:56, closed)

PIFFLE.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:00, closed)

Cutting humour as usual.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:59, closed)

Yes!!!!! I get it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I also understand the joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Arf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( MisterPunch did it that way on, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:50, closed)

Hahahahahahaha that makes it sound like you regularly have sexual intercourse!

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:59, closed)

Although, him having said
'I get it', brings to my mind the notion that he may have said 'I get hit', from which I draw the inference a third party has struck him.

It requires little imagination from this to create a scenario whereby a young lady has kicked him in the testicles, very hard indeed.
(username failed moderation, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:03, closed)

Yes, yes - I see what you mean.
I'm imagining that now.

Imaginiing it REALLY hard.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:38, closed)

It is AWFULLY hard
despite my sore testicles
( MisterPunch did it that way on, Sat 26 May 2012, 11:41, closed)

I say,
when you said 'hard', a chap might just think you're referring not to a difficulty or to the amount of force that was used in striking something, but to an erect penis!
(username failed moderation, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:54, closed)