Down on the Farm
Have you ever been chased from a field by a shotgun-wielding maniac? Ever removed city arseholes from your field whilst innocently carrying a shotgun? Tell us your farm stories.
( , Thu 24 May 2012, 13:19)
Have you ever been chased from a field by a shotgun-wielding maniac? Ever removed city arseholes from your field whilst innocently carrying a shotgun? Tell us your farm stories.
( , Thu 24 May 2012, 13:19)
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SOMETHING ABOUT SELF-FARMING (it's a joke about self-harming!!!)
Do you get it???
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 13:12, 11 replies)
Do you get it???
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 13:12, 11 replies)
Oh yes I see:
When you say it out loud, "self-farming" sounds like "self harming", because the two fs run together, and since the pronunciation of the h of harm is minimal, the glottal stop is negligable, so the sound is very similar.
Yes.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 13:38, closed)
When you say it out loud, "self-farming" sounds like "self harming", because the two fs run together, and since the pronunciation of the h of harm is minimal, the glottal stop is negligable, so the sound is very similar.
Yes.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 13:38, closed)
That is, in essence, the joke.
I am certain to win QOTW this week. I've put a 'monkey' on it in 'Ladbrokes'.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 13:49, closed)
I am certain to win QOTW this week. I've put a 'monkey' on it in 'Ladbrokes'.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 13:49, closed)
By using single quotation marks for "monkey" I can also see that you're employing cockney patois
and actually mean you've bet one hundred pounds at Ladbrokes on your winning this week's QOTW. I don't believe that this is true, as I don't believe that they would take such a bet, but if they did, and you had placed the bet, I feel relatively sure that you wouldn't win it.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 13:56, closed)
and actually mean you've bet one hundred pounds at Ladbrokes on your winning this week's QOTW. I don't believe that this is true, as I don't believe that they would take such a bet, but if they did, and you had placed the bet, I feel relatively sure that you wouldn't win it.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 13:56, closed)
Yes!!!!! I get it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I also understand the joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Arf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 15:50, closed)
I also understand the joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Arf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 15:50, closed)
Hahahahahahaha that makes it sound like you regularly have sexual intercourse!
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 15:59, closed)
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 15:59, closed)
Although, him having said
'I get it', brings to my mind the notion that he may have said 'I get hit', from which I draw the inference a third party has struck him.
It requires little imagination from this to create a scenario whereby a young lady has kicked him in the testicles, very hard indeed.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 16:03, closed)
'I get it', brings to my mind the notion that he may have said 'I get hit', from which I draw the inference a third party has struck him.
It requires little imagination from this to create a scenario whereby a young lady has kicked him in the testicles, very hard indeed.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 16:03, closed)
Yes, yes - I see what you mean.
I'm imagining that now.
Imaginiing it REALLY hard.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 16:38, closed)
I'm imagining that now.
Imaginiing it REALLY hard.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 16:38, closed)
I say,
when you said 'hard', a chap might just think you're referring not to a difficulty or to the amount of force that was used in striking something, but to an erect penis!
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 11:54, closed)
when you said 'hard', a chap might just think you're referring not to a difficulty or to the amount of force that was used in striking something, but to an erect penis!
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 11:54, closed)
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