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Have you ever been chased from a field by a shotgun-wielding maniac? Ever removed city arseholes from your field whilst innocently carrying a shotgun? Tell us your farm stories.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:19)
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Wait, he go up and
ate a clock?

Was it mashed or just boiled?
(username failed moderation, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:08, 1 reply)
No no.
He got a potato clock - it sounds like "He got up at eight o'clock."

He didn't eat the clock - how could someone possibly eat a clock?! That's ridiculous!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:26, closed)
Did he go to the dentist at Two thirty?

(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:45, closed)
No,because his alarm was set for 8 o'clock so he missed his appointment.
God. Read the posts before you comment.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 25 May 2012, 17:20, closed)

I've actually heard this joke somewhere before and I think the farmer got up at 9 o'clock.
(I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Fri 25 May 2012, 17:45, closed)

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