Down on the FarmHave you ever been chased from a field by a shotgun-wielding maniac? Ever removed city arseholes from your field whilst innocently carrying a shotgun? Tell us your farm stories.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:19)
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Q: Why do farmers fuck sheep? A: Because they are extremely attractored to them.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 26 May 2012, 0:54,
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WHy do farmers have buttons on their trousers?Because sheep run at the sound of a zip.
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Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Sat 26 May 2012, 8:49,
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An Eskimo went for a drive round the countryside in Wales. All of a sudden his car breaks down, soon to be approached by a helpful Welshman. He lifts up the bonnet to have a gander at the Eskimos engine 'looks like you'v blown a seal'
'so what? You shag sheep!'
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