Down on the FarmHave you ever been chased from a field by a shotgun-wielding maniac? Ever removed city arseholes from your field whilst innocently carrying a shotgun? Tell us your farm stories.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:19)
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Summer job ends badly. One summer I was sent to assist some farmers who had need of expert help. And despite the lack of support and generally unfriendly attitude I think I did a pretty decent job.
Ungrateful bastards put me in a big man made of wicker and set it on fire.
(, Sat 26 May 2012, 18:50, 2 replies)
Same thing happened to my cousin in America.But his story was a ridiculous ripoff of your story.
(, Sun 27 May 2012, 5:22, closed)
D'oh, you beat me to it...I was going to say "Could be worse, you could be Nicholas Cage".
(, Mon 28 May 2012, 15:28, closed)
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