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Have you ever been chased from a field by a shotgun-wielding maniac? Ever removed city arseholes from your field whilst innocently carrying a shotgun? Tell us your farm stories.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:19)
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Look, when are you going to get to the point with all this Africa business?
Because I'm just waiting for the bit where you say "STOP. Frowing. Those BLOODY SPEARS. At me."
And for Ivor Emmanuel to sing Men Of Harlech.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 27 May 2012, 11:30, 1 reply)
"I hear it rains down in Africa"
Trufax btw.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 27 May 2012, 11:48, closed)
I guess Lorraine's down in Africa

(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 27 May 2012, 12:32, closed)
Here comes Lorraine.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 27 May 2012, 12:41, closed)
I saw you (and him) walking with Lorraine

(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 27 May 2012, 12:43, closed)
I can't stand Lorraine

(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 27 May 2012, 12:46, closed)
Have you ever seen Lorraine?

(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 27 May 2012, 12:46, closed)
That's all pretty weak.
But there's nothing that a 100 men from Mars could ever do.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 27 May 2012, 12:49, closed)
& I wonder,
who'll stop Lorraine?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 27 May 2012, 12:53, closed)
Tell it to Lorraine.

(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 27 May 2012, 12:55, closed)
Lorraine's drops keep falling on my head.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 27 May 2012, 12:57, closed)
I'm only happy with Lorraine

(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 27 May 2012, 13:02, closed)
"When"

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 27 May 2012, 13:03, closed)
Dunno, about 3ish?

(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 27 May 2012, 13:04, closed)
I can see clearly now, Lorraine has gone...

(pounana Slept well, and dreamed of large women, on, Sun 27 May 2012, 19:52, closed)

clearly Deirdre
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 27 May 2012, 20:14, closed)
Lorraine moves eastwards in waves of succession, drawing lines of grey across the sky.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:00, closed)
I'm just singing in Lorraine.
Sorry - bedtime for me.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 27 May 2012, 13:02, closed)
Again.
Falling on my head like a mammary.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 27 May 2012, 12:52, closed)
And Lorraine came down.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:27, closed)

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