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Have you ever been chased from a field by a shotgun-wielding maniac? Ever removed city arseholes from your field whilst innocently carrying a shotgun? Tell us your farm stories.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:19)
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A hundred cows standing in a field. Which one is on holiday?
The one with a wee calf.
(I helped save b3ta! ThisCaledonianClown has left it far too late, Sun 27 May 2012, 20:24, 5 replies)
None of them.
The one whose on holiday has gone to Moo York.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Mon 28 May 2012, 7:47, closed)
no - he didnt go there
he went to an udder place
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:06, closed)
He cud have stayed behind

(I helped save b3ta! browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:49, closed)
Cows don't have holidays you idiot.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 29 May 2012, 9:24, closed)
What do the donkeys on Blackpool beach get for lunch?
Half an hour, the same as everyone else.
(I helped save b3ta! ThisCaledonianClown has left it far too late, Tue 29 May 2012, 14:22, closed)

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