Down on the FarmHave you ever been chased from a field by a shotgun-wielding maniac? Ever removed city arseholes from your field whilst innocently carrying a shotgun? Tell us your farm stories.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:19)
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Mmmm bacon (could be a repost)Whilst out walking with my wife, after she’d recently given birth, we arrived at the back of a farm. Over the fence we could see a huge pig and my wife ever the animal lover beckoned it over and began to stroke it. At this point she totally underestimated the size of her new breast and one of them touched the fence, which turned out to be an electric fence. The current travelled through her boob down her arm and directly into the pigs nose. The pig screamed a scream I would never want to hear again and ran off. It was hilarious.
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The only Dave is pushing things forward, Sun 27 May 2012, 20:57,
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"underestimated the size of her new breast"Mmmmm, pregnancy.
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Pregnant women grow a third breast?Finally. That explains Total Recall.
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Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Sun 27 May 2012, 23:18,
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Yeti's onto something methinks.(, Sun 27 May 2012, 23:58, closed)
HahahahahahaClass story.
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