Did you hear about the magic tractor?
No - because "magic" is merely theatrical presentation and sleight of hand, practiced in a social atmosphere contrived deliberately to give the practitioner credence due to the gullibility of their audience.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 28 May 2012, 9:57, 7 replies)

That
is what they want you to think.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:07, closed)

I once saw a tractor
fuck a chicken.
(username failed moderation, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:25, closed)

I think you're just confusing it with the muckspreader
and it's "sheight on land" antics
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:41, closed)

Zing!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:07, closed)

"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic"

not sure this includes tractors, though...
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:55, closed)

Arthur Seaclarke?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:59, closed)

Magic...
is just a codeword for "I don't know how you did that"
( DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Tue 29 May 2012, 18:02, closed)