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Have you ever been chased from a field by a shotgun-wielding maniac? Ever removed city arseholes from your field whilst innocently carrying a shotgun? Tell us your farm stories.

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:19)
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You didn't imagine it
They showed it was possible, but only if you stood *really * close to the fence. And mmm, Adam Savage...
(, Mon 28 May 2012, 22:55, 2 replies)
whuuu?
Beardy fucking ginge.
Jamie's the brooding hunk.
(, Mon 28 May 2012, 23:27, closed)
But i'm a beardy fucking ginge and you told me you loved me.
Or did I dream that too?
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 0:33, closed)

I saw this one, and their experiment was wrong. They didn't account for the "spin" a urethra puts on the flow. It keeps the stream together and will help you die around high voltages. I guess evolution didn't think of that.

The show can be entertaining but a lot of what they do is bullshit. The brown note does exist, but it is extremely unlikely you're going to find it outdoors. They simply don't know enough about the subject they are looking into, and may be too arrogant to go to experts.

The only thing they've proved conclusively is wearing a berret with a ginger goatee makes you look like a twat.
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 3:07, closed)
FUCK!
there goes my mythbusters degree!

pisses on fence for SCIENCE!

*DIES*
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 4:06, closed)
Actually, they do go to experts
I know 'cos an expert told me.
They also do the stats correctly to determine whether a result is significant or not.
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 8:52, closed)
Objection!

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:44, closed)
they blew the fuck out of a cement truck, though
that was pretty cool
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:48, closed)
Citation needed...
"The brown note does exist"

Because I'm calling a good solid No It Does Not until I see some evidence that's not at the level of "a man in a pub told me", or even "a bloke who said he was a sound engineer told me"

There are noises that will shake your innards about and make you feel a bit ill. But they can't make you crap yourself without disabling two sets of sphincter muscles. So no.


Ref:
www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=4&ved=0CFMQFjAD&url=http%3A%2F%2Fkms1.isn.ethz.ch%2Fserviceengine%2FFiles%2FISN%2F16781%2Fipublicationdocument_singledocument%2Fab8bb4a3-4ad5-493a-b7d6-fb732fc1e943%2Fen%2FOP22.pdf&ei=bhHFT5HfJe6Y0QW8zLyeCg&usg=AFQjCNHU-jOYcWIKBYPvreMZ94bsPIFvoQ
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 19:17, closed)

The problem with the Brown Note is that it depends on hitting the resonant frequency of the abdomen of the intended target. As people are not considerate enough to grow in exactly the same dimensions or have the same elastic properties to their flesh, it varies from person to person.

Not to mention that the amplitude needed to cause such vibrations in the abdomen are so huge that they would likely smash all of the larger windows in the vicinity in the process, and would require woofers the size of Luciano Pavarotti's dinner plate connected to an amplifier powerful enough to project cannon shells through plate steel.
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 19:43, closed)
It also depends on the idea of an abdomen having a resonant frequency in the first place.
With all the gooey stuff slubbing around in there the damping factor is almost certainly going to be well over unity and in that case, chickabiddies, there ain't no resonance.
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 20:07, closed)
There can be an overall resonant frequency.
The catch is that it will vary from person to person, and also from condition to condition- did you eat recently? did you take a major shit? is your bladder full?

So there isn't a magic frequency that will work all the time, or even one that will work most of the time.

Too bad, as that could have some really interesting applications.
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 22:52, closed)

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