Man, pig, no cup
A mate worked on a farm in the summer holidays when we were at uni. One morning he was caught short and desperately needed a shit. The guy he was working with said "do it in the pig pen they love it"

So Paul hung his ass over the fence and curled one out and a pig tucked into it like it was an ice cream sunday. Which once I heard about it it nearly put me off bacon, nearly.
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 29 May 2012, 9:13, 15 replies)

What about a dog? Dog eats his own faeces

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 29 May 2012, 10:12, closed)

Our dog loves the catshit.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 29 May 2012, 10:24, closed)

I understand they go crazy for fox shit too
In which case our garden would be a veritable doggy heaven :(
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 29 May 2012, 10:33, closed)

i don't eat dog either

(turbomerl, Tue 29 May 2012, 10:59, closed)

Really? You could make a Korea out of that.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 29 May 2012, 12:31, closed)

But a dogs got personality
Personality goes a long way.
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:53, closed)

But by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he'd cease to be a filthy animal

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 29 May 2012, 14:50, closed)

they do
Pigs are really intelligent and friendly animals. At least as much so as dogs. I've kept pigs myself. My daughter found it really hard to eat the meat because she'd got to know them and they really did have personalities. Actually that reminds me of yet another story...
(teasus likes tea, Tue 29 May 2012, 15:03, closed)

Well, we'd have to be talkin' about one charming motherfucking pig
(resistanceisfutile, Tue 29 May 2012, 18:43, closed)

I wouldn't hang my arse over a pig's fence

(Smale is stuffed, Tue 29 May 2012, 14:49, closed)

Exactly!
Fuck that! Lucky the pig didn't take a bite out of his arse.
( Ken Oath, Tue 29 May 2012, 16:38, closed)

I think it was quite high
and pigs don't jump
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:32, closed)

That
is fucking disgusting!

It's spelt "sundae"
( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Tue 29 May 2012, 20:51, closed)

arf!

(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:31, closed)

Two babes one cup?

( zulu eh?, Tue 29 May 2012, 23:18, closed)