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Have you ever been chased from a field by a shotgun-wielding maniac? Ever removed city arseholes from your field whilst innocently carrying a shotgun? Tell us your farm stories.

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:19)
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Man, pig, no cup
A mate worked on a farm in the summer holidays when we were at uni. One morning he was caught short and desperately needed a shit. The guy he was working with said "do it in the pig pen they love it"

So Paul hung his ass over the fence and curled one out and a pig tucked into it like it was an ice cream sunday. Which once I heard about it it nearly put me off bacon, nearly.
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 9:13, 15 replies)
What about a dog? Dog eats his own faeces

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 10:12, closed)
Our dog loves the catshit.

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 10:24, closed)
I understand they go crazy for fox shit too
In which case our garden would be a veritable doggy heaven :(
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 10:33, closed)
i don't eat dog either

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 10:59, closed)
Really? You could make a Korea out of that.

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:31, closed)
But a dogs got personality
Personality goes a long way.
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:53, closed)
But by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he'd cease to be a filthy animal

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 14:50, closed)
they do
Pigs are really intelligent and friendly animals. At least as much so as dogs. I've kept pigs myself. My daughter found it really hard to eat the meat because she'd got to know them and they really did have personalities. Actually that reminds me of yet another story...
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 15:03, closed)

Well, we'd have to be talkin' about one charming motherfucking pig
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 18:43, closed)
I wouldn't hang my arse over a pig's fence

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 14:49, closed)
Fuck that! Lucky the pig didn't take a bite out of his arse.
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 16:38, closed)
I think it was quite high
and pigs don't jump
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:32, closed)
is fucking disgusting!

It's spelt "sundae"
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 20:51, closed)

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:31, closed)
Two babes one cup?

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 23:18, closed)

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