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Have you ever been chased from a field by a shotgun-wielding maniac? Ever removed city arseholes from your field whilst innocently carrying a shotgun? Tell us your farm stories.

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:19)
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I think they should take this further.
They ought to feed pigs their dead relatives, their own faeces and their own tails and/or other extraneous body parts. Heck, feed them amputated human limbs. Bacon, spare ribs, pork chops and pork scratchings taste so good and I bet it's not a coincidinc that pigs eat the most disgusting food of any farm animal.
I mean, I do like a good bit of lamb but there's a slightly off-putting sweaty taste and smell you don't get with decent shit-fed pig meat.
Thinking about this reminds me -- I've heard human tastes of pork. Think I may have to visit Germany...
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:42, 1 reply)
In New Guinea ...
...they sometimes refer to white folk as "long pig".
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:06, closed)
and in others
they correctly spell "boar" :-)
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 16:30, closed)
For "me, I'm not..." I suspect you may have.

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 21:42, closed)
Oh shit...
...edited and fixed. That was a bit of a memory lapse.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:00, closed)

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