Down on the Farm
Have you ever been chased from a field by a shotgun-wielding maniac? Ever removed city arseholes from your field whilst innocently carrying a shotgun? Tell us your farm stories.
( , Thu 24 May 2012, 13:19)
Have you ever been chased from a field by a shotgun-wielding maniac? Ever removed city arseholes from your field whilst innocently carrying a shotgun? Tell us your farm stories.
( , Thu 24 May 2012, 13:19)
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In Australia
They do a similar thing with young bulls, and the cattle dogs fight for the "spoils".
( , Wed 30 May 2012, 14:12, 1 reply)
They do a similar thing with young bulls, and the cattle dogs fight for the "spoils".
( , Wed 30 May 2012, 14:12, 1 reply)
Need I add
That the various farm animals vying to eat them often have the French to contend with.
Sweetbreads - not sweet, and not made with bread.
( , Wed 30 May 2012, 14:23, closed)
That the various farm animals vying to eat them often have the French to contend with.
Sweetbreads - not sweet, and not made with bread.
( , Wed 30 May 2012, 14:23, closed)
Fucking weird isn't it?
Why would you want to eat compressed animal cum?
( , Wed 30 May 2012, 14:29, closed)
Why would you want to eat compressed animal cum?
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I'm probably being oafish
to even suggest it, but there has to be an element of 'I can eat grosser things than you, so I'm sophisticated' about it.
As an aside, friend of mine used to castrate sheep, but he'd wrap an elasic band tightly round the base of the scrotebox, which would shrivel up after a few weeks, and could be simply cut off without the animal even registering it.
He reckoned there was no pain at all.
( , Wed 30 May 2012, 14:33, closed)
to even suggest it, but there has to be an element of 'I can eat grosser things than you, so I'm sophisticated' about it.
As an aside, friend of mine used to castrate sheep, but he'd wrap an elasic band tightly round the base of the scrotebox, which would shrivel up after a few weeks, and could be simply cut off without the animal even registering it.
He reckoned there was no pain at all.
( , Wed 30 May 2012, 14:33, closed)
Yes, it's a dense rubber band
And the device to apply it is like an expanding set of pliers. Takes seconds to whack it on. A lot more gentle than dealing with pigs.
( , Wed 30 May 2012, 14:47, closed)
And the device to apply it is like an expanding set of pliers. Takes seconds to whack it on. A lot more gentle than dealing with pigs.
( , Wed 30 May 2012, 14:47, closed)
You also get a thing...
... that's like a cross between a pair of pincers and a pair of mole grips that squashes the blood vessels. These then somehow stick shut after a few seconds, cutting off the blood flow.
I don't think it works as well as the rubber bands and judging by the hirpling about it's probably more painful for the lambs.
( , Wed 30 May 2012, 15:07, closed)
... that's like a cross between a pair of pincers and a pair of mole grips that squashes the blood vessels. These then somehow stick shut after a few seconds, cutting off the blood flow.
I don't think it works as well as the rubber bands and judging by the hirpling about it's probably more painful for the lambs.
( , Wed 30 May 2012, 15:07, closed)
Poor old adolescent male farm animals have a hard time of it.
Everyone is determined to de-nut them in a variety of painful ways.
( , Wed 30 May 2012, 15:13, closed)
Everyone is determined to de-nut them in a variety of painful ways.
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I thought sweetbreads usually referred to the pancreas?
Hence "sweet" because it ought to be at least a little.
( , Wed 30 May 2012, 15:18, closed)
Hence "sweet" because it ought to be at least a little.
( , Wed 30 May 2012, 15:18, closed)
Just wikipedo'd it.
You're right, sweetbreads include the testicles, the thyroid and the pancreas (amongst others). I was thinking it was mainly pancreas on account of the name and the role of the organ.
( , Wed 30 May 2012, 15:29, closed)
You're right, sweetbreads include the testicles, the thyroid and the pancreas (amongst others). I was thinking it was mainly pancreas on account of the name and the role of the organ.
( , Wed 30 May 2012, 15:29, closed)
Sounds like a disgusting combination of organs
tarted up with a nice name.
( , Wed 30 May 2012, 15:53, closed)
tarted up with a nice name.
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