Dressing UpRotating Disembodied Head asks: Have you spent 10,000 man hours recreating a costume of a minor character from Star Trek to wear at conventions or merely turned up at a party buck-naked and sporting a mouthful of custard which you spit out on demand and declare yourself to be a zit? Tales of the old dressing up box, fancy dress parties and stealing panties off next door's line. Said too much.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:37)
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So i was working a halloween fancy dress last year and umong the usual slutty cat women costumes and eighteen blokes dressing as freddy kruger there was a rather portly,bearded gentlemen who was just wearing a pinstripe suit stood alone at the end of the bar.
As a professional bar tender it is of course my duty to annoy such loners into boring conversation about sport,weather or whatever small talk i can conjure.
I sauntered over to said gentlemen "You know.." i said "I can't stand dressing up either"
He looked at me gone out as if i'd just said the most offensive thing known to man.
"Oh i'm in fancy dress, can't you tell who i am" He said putting on a pair of glasses and reaching into his trouser pocket.
I took a step back racking my brain for some sort of clue upon his person.
He sighed and took out a toy sonic screwdriver "I'm Dr Who!"
"Oh.... my mistake" I replied before suddenly remembering i needed to fetch more ice......
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cool story bro(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 7:17, closed)
haha umong.u mong.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 10:48,
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A fat man standing alone with toys on his person, I hope you called the police(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 12:41,
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