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Captain Placid asks: What annoying things do significant others, workmates and other people in general do that drive you up the wall? Do you want to kill your other half over their obsessive fridge magnet collection? Driven to distraction over your manager's continued use of Comic Sans (The Font of Champions)? Tell us.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 12:11)
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Cleaning for Control
When the nearly Mrs Magictorch II gets upset, she cleans. Like, a frenzy of cleaning. it really REALLY winds me up.

But given that im normally the cause of the upset, i really have no leg. etc.
(magictorch, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:02, 10 replies)

I wish my missus was like this, she's more like stig of the dump in a woman's body.
(Shamelesspendant Better dead then smeg., Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:35, closed)
Can I borrow her for a while?
I'm quite annoying and my house is still a bit of a shit-tip from the weekend / guests.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:45, closed)
Hmm, same here
That is, I find anger is the perfect fuel for getting stuff done. It allows for maximum HUFFY SMASH CLUNK SMASH when putting crockery away / moving furniture for hoovering etc.

Also, by the time I'm done I realise what a dick I've been, and can present my other half with a freshly-cleaned flat as recompense.
(SimianKid internet faffer, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:49, closed)
^ same here
When I get angry I just grab a cloth and start fucking some dirt up.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:15, closed)
These two posts
made me puke in my mouth.
(username failed moderation, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:32, closed)
i will wind her up and send her over
like orko, the he-man toy.
(magictorch, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 17:01, closed)
Don't expect me
to clean that up too.
(SimianKid internet faffer, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 17:09, closed)
It's OK
I swallowed it.

MMm. Pepperoni.
(username failed moderation, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 9:09, closed)
Gormo is onto something there -
you should get her really riled up and then go to visit fellows b3tans abodes (strangely with all their cleaning gear at the ready..)
Just don't let her see money change hands.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 4 Oct 2012, 22:25, closed)
Is this not called
'displacement activity'? When I was on the end of a lengthy telling off from the ex I used to start on the washing up because at the end of half an hour of ear battering, at least I had the end result of a clean set of crocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 5 Oct 2012, 18:37, closed)

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