Driven to MadnessCaptain Placid asks: What annoying things do significant others, workmates and other people in general do that drive you up the wall? Do you want to kill your other half over their obsessive fridge magnet collection? Driven to distraction over your manager's continued use of Comic Sans (The Font of Champions)? Tell us.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 12:11)
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SquirrelsHalf asleep the other morning, my husband is CONVINCED he saw a squirrel in the doorway to our bedroom. He spent an hour that morning checking cupboards and poking things with the broom handle to make sure there are no squirrels in the flat. For the past few nights he has performed a squirrel check on every room in the flat, opening cupboards again and 'securing' rooms which are squirrel free. I'd be more worried for his sanity if the constant tapping and opening and shutting of doors wasn't so bloody irritating.
He will have the last laugh if a dead squirrel does turn up though...
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So, your story is 'my husband didn't see a squirrel'.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 18:17,
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Hahahahaha!(, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:17, closed)
Read 'The Pigeon' by patrick SuskindAnd imagine it says 'squirrel' wherever it says 'Pigeon'
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It's a rat.And he'll never find it if that's his strategy.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 21:58,
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