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Captain Placid asks: What annoying things do significant others, workmates and other people in general do that drive you up the wall? Do you want to kill your other half over their obsessive fridge magnet collection? Driven to distraction over your manager's continued use of Comic Sans (The Font of Champions)? Tell us.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 12:11)
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Trolly Rage!
You know when someone in a supermarket leaves a trolly in the middle of a isle and stands there reading the ingredients on the back of a pack of sausages or somesuch? No regard for others who might want to pass. Why do people loose all spacial awareness in supermarkets? This normally extends to the carpark too. I want to grab these people and shake them and say "Are you so fucking dumb and ignorant all the time?"
(Beaverman Opulence, I has it., Sun 7 Oct 2012, 8:30, 12 replies)
Lose not loose! Did you do that on fucking purpose?!

(jezzerh what do I put here?.., Sun 7 Oct 2012, 8:50, closed)
Who nose?

(I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Sun 7 Oct 2012, 8:55, closed)
Get revenge
If I see someone do this, or leave their trolley unattended in a stupid place, I just add a few items to it. Something expensive but non-perishable.
(GingerIrishTosser isn't dead yet., Sun 7 Oct 2012, 9:43, closed)
hahahaha
I do this too. I've only been caught once.
(Captain Spacker I lick windows, Sun 7 Oct 2012, 11:37, closed)
Have you tried simply moving it out of the way?

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sun 7 Oct 2012, 11:06, closed)
Even better
Walk away with it.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 7 Oct 2012, 11:47, closed)
This is annoying
But not as annoying as the person who parks their trolley in front of the shelves so you can't get to what you want cos they're in the way.
(Petite chien is going to do science to it, Sun 7 Oct 2012, 12:05, closed)
Trolley, aisle, lose, car park, fuck off.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 7 Oct 2012, 16:10, closed)
spatial

(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 0:06, closed)
Aye, that too.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 8:15, closed)
There is a reason "Day of the Dead" was set in a shopping mall
It was a fucking documentary......
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sun 7 Oct 2012, 21:16, closed)
That was Dawn of the Dead, you fucking mong.
Day of the Dead was set in an underground research facility.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 8:16, closed)

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