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Captain Placid asks: What annoying things do significant others, workmates and other people in general do that drive you up the wall? Do you want to kill your other half over their obsessive fridge magnet collection? Driven to distraction over your manager's continued use of Comic Sans (The Font of Champions)? Tell us.

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People and comedians who say
"AHHHHEM!" to indicate they've made a joke, or what they consider a witty aside.

"But we won't have the files to you until next Friday, because, well - I'm on holiday until then! AHHHHHEMM!"

"Of course, you couldn't tell he's from that part of the country! AHHHEEEM!"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 11:35, 9 replies)
Jo Brand does that.
It's quite annoying, especially as her jokes are about as subtle as a grand piano dropping through a greenhouse roof.

And nowhere near as entertaining.
(username failed moderation, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 11:54, closed)
I can't tell if that was a joke or not
you didn't put "Aheeem" after...
(TheASK, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:25, closed)
Are you trying to be
funny?

And, errrrr . . .
(username failed moderation, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:40, closed)
So many but
Dara Ó Briain is one that does this to such an extent I get irritated the moment I see him on TV.

I would like to see what would happen if nobody laughed. Would they stop or keep going AHHHHEMM and start sounding like a loading Amstrad (or Commodore 64).
(mon bison powered by magnets, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:15, closed)
I've noticed
if you give a comedian something to drink, they will often pick it up and sip it after they make a joke.

Noel Fielding and Phil Jupitus do it on Never mind the buzzcocks.
(username failed moderation, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:23, closed)
I've stopped talking now, you can laugh if you want.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 13:11, closed)
Jo Brand
and Dara have nothing on Graham Norton.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 13:13, closed)
I hate this SO much
Also: Joan Rivers "..it is just..." ( TWICE in 40 seconds 2.20 onwards...)
(mobi I completed the Internet on 'hard'. Twice., Tue 9 Oct 2012, 13:17, closed)
Tap tap tap


....is this on?
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 13:25, closed)

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