I was one of those people you all hate at the cinema...
Well, I wasn't really. I was merrily enjoying my nachos with cheese sauce and as many jalapenos as they could balance on the tray while I waited for the film to start, when a woman sat down next to me and proceeded to wrinkle her nose in disgust, eye my nachos with barely concealed hatred and lean as far away from me as she could.

My wife (the mentalist of a few posts down) noticed this and told *me* to stop being so inconsiderate. After looking around and confirming that yes, there were indeed many other empty seats available, I continued to eat my nachos.

Nothing to do with this week's QotW really, other than my ex-wife drove me to madness on a daily basis and she features in the "story". It was more the posts about people being twats in cinemas that made me post it. I feel better now, thanks for your support :)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 22:26, 6 replies)

I'll save AB the bother
So my story is that I ate some nachos
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 22:27, closed)

Q. What do you call somebody else's cheese?
A. Nacho cheese.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 22:38, closed)

*high fives*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 22:39, closed)

Ow!
*slips skin*







*checks for cheese*
( @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 3:21, closed)

I thought the story was that you went to the cinema? Dude, that's TWO stories, you should have saved one for next week.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 1:16, closed)

Like 2can said dude, what about being in the cinema.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 11 Oct 2012, 4:40, closed)