i feel
like coming up on the drug of early clocking off

this is about to happen.
(magictorch, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 15:06, Reply)

Drink
3 pints of it...it will fuck you up!
(Minty Hit, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 14:57, Reply)

I would have been
Finishing at 6. Now I probably won't finish cleaning till 8pm. Aaargh... does anyone know how to get high off washing up liquid?
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 23 Dec 2005, 14:54, Reply)

first past the last post
i've just had a coffee...and i'm at work, damn the regret

finish at 3 woo fruckin hoo
(lincolnsmithvstheblackprince I'm up to my knees in lionel here, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 14:28, Reply)

Take some
Speed!
(Minty Hit, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 14:26, Reply)

Who cares?
I have the day off :)

But I'm cleaning the house.

Bugger.

Shame I can't do it in a speed-induced frenzy a la Something About Mary...
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 23 Dec 2005, 14:25, Reply)

I'm so fecked on acid
I'm so fecked on acid that I'm hallucinating I'm at work. Ain't that hilarious?

Hang on a minute. I haven't taken any acid.

Balls.
( calgacus Non sum qualis eram bonae sub regno Cynarae, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 14:24, Reply)

Anyone else...
Have to stay at work until 5 tonight? It sucks donkey balls!
(Minty Hit, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 14:23, Reply)

off
i know it's sooo annoying to get that far
(lincolnsmithvstheblackprince I'm up to my knees in lionel here, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 14:19, Reply)

bugger
.
(magictorch, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 14:19, Reply)

ummm
yes you failed but you can try again
(lincolnsmithvstheblackprince I'm up to my knees in lionel here, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 14:16, Reply)

i tried
i failed

or did i?
(magictorch, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 14:15, Reply)

a tale of two titties
a dealer friend of mine on ketamine once sat next to himself and had a conversation with himself and its true because i saw it umm and i saw freddy kreuger with his sharp fingers stand in the corner of my room telling me to be quiet and um i once died.
(lincolnsmithvstheblackprince I'm up to my knees in lionel here, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 14:12, Reply)

YAY!!!
Thanks PacheyPie.

EDIT: BUGGER!!!
( Gleeballs is mostly made out of chocolate and hate., Fri 23 Dec 2005, 13:44, Reply)

The vicar told me this
One year the ordinands (undergraduate priests) at a certain theological college in the North of England clubbed together and bought a load of hash which they mixed with the incense on Easter Sunday.

The result was that the normal joyful occasion was celebrated with a lot more mirth and giggles than usual.
(Pachey, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 13:42, Reply)

I'm frightened
I'm not sure I want the last post now, it may be cursed in some way. However I do believe that if this all turns into one long non-drug related conversation then the mods will get annoyed enough to at least end this weeks question.

EDIT: I'm not kidding, someone else post. Please?
( Gleeballs is mostly made out of chocolate and hate., Fri 23 Dec 2005, 13:34, Reply)

In the interest of fair play…
You can have the last post Gleeballs!
(Minty Hit, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 13:30, Reply)

See...
I told you, Minty Hit always gets the last post.

EDIT: Shit.

MORE EDIT: More shit.
( Gleeballs is mostly made out of chocolate and hate., Fri 23 Dec 2005, 13:28, Reply)

Waiting for the question to change
Is much more fun if you take 7 pills, snort half a gram of coke, press some acid tabs into your eyeballs and shove some Ket up your arse!!!!
.
.
.
I would imagine!
(Minty Hit, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 13:25, Reply)

the only thing i regret doing while battered
was going to bagleys in kings cross to do it.

what a hole.

other than that, not a jot. not even the four years of skunk induced paranoia.
although that may have been puberty
(magictorch, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 13:19, Reply)

Drugs are great!!!
This one time me and OH FOR FUCKS SAKE CHANGE THE QUESTION ALREADY and we ended up being eaten by giant wasps.

Oh the hilarity.
( Gleeballs is mostly made out of chocolate and hate., Fri 23 Dec 2005, 13:14, Reply)

Monkey Boy
Like you I've never hallucinated on weed.

But, one year in life I did take a shitload of acid and I only hallucinated in the classic sense on one type. That was some stuff called Black Star. I knew it was something special when I watched the intercom blur and then flow down the wall as if it was melting. You could still get reality back by concentrating hard though. Wasn't worth it. The visuals were much more interesting.

Reality is for people who can't handle drugs...
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 12:30, Reply)

Max Headroom
I remeber tripping out of my box one time and getting the fear. So I jumped a cab and headed over to the Vegans house - the safest place I knew.

I knocked on the door and explained I was tripping off my tits and needed help. They sat me in a chair, gave me loads of orange juice and left me alone with the TV.

But the bastards had loaded Max Headroom oin the video recorder. And turned the telly upside down.

Took me three hours to realise this.

Legless
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 12:21, Reply)