It's not me, it's the drugs talkingThey make you do stupid stuff and say stupid stuff. Drugs ROCK! Old-time B3ta person Fraser says, "I remember turning to a flatmate once, after getting stoned and sitting through an episode of Casualty, and proclaiming "Wow! Those actors are *so* talented!". And really meaning it."
What do you regret doing under the influence?
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chthonic, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 11:19)
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At a partyI found myself to be the only unstoned person there within a couple of hours. Being that the bloke hosting the party had no TV, music and board games were on the to-do list. The music playing was various 60s pop – mainly The Fifth Dimension, which amuses people who are off their tits – and Scrabble was the game of choice. I was beating everyone with my unfeasibly high scores and this was confusing them all a great deal since they were in an obvious state of being intellectually superior to anyone else on the planet.
The events spiralled as I won more and more rounds of Scrabble, which eventually ended with an opponent throwing the board across the room and declaring he was going to take a piss out the window. The host didn't like this at all and warned him, "I'll stab you in the fucking arse with a Swiss Army knife if you do, you scummy git." He took a piss out the window, he was stabbed in the arse twice with a Swiss Army knife.
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Fictional Emma, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 15:04,
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